Organized Chaos

I try to keep my life in line.....but we all know how well that goes most of the time.

goblinparty:

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

(via nannyphantom)

for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via captstilesstark)

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD

(via legendary-outlaw)

nowyoukno:

allisoninportland:

bulma-esque:

jessehimself:

ghetto?

Now we all know this is a damn lie.We not gon count Thomas Jeffersons blk kids?

^this

Uhhh…Thomas Jefferson had 6 children with his wife Martha Jefferson, and 6 with Sarah “Sally” Hemings, making the amount of children Jefferson had 12. John Tyler still has the most out of any president, having had 8 from his first wife and 7 from his second: a total of 15 kids. So where is the “damn lie”

nowyoukno:

allisoninportland:

bulma-esque:

jessehimself:

ghetto?

Now we all know this is a damn lie.
We not gon count Thomas Jeffersons blk kids?

^this

Uhhh…Thomas Jefferson had 6 children with his wife Martha Jefferson, and 6 with Sarah “Sally” Hemings, making the amount of children Jefferson had 12. John Tyler still has the most out of any president, having had 8 from his first wife and 7 from his second: a total of 15 kids. So where is the “damn lie”