A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.
Is that… a frisbee?
He just wants to play catch
What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”
And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.
I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift
Now we all know this is a damn lie.
We not gon count Thomas Jeffersons blk kids?
Uhhh…Thomas Jefferson had 6 children with his wife Martha Jefferson, and 6 with Sarah “Sally” Hemings, making the amount of children Jefferson had 12. John Tyler still has the most out of any president, having had 8 from his first wife and 7 from his second: a total of 15 kids. So where is the “damn lie”